Pam Pong. Lyrics and chords.

I'm obsessed with The Office. Like, actually obsessed. And there's a pretty good chance that you are too, if I have any idea who reads my blog.

It turns out there's a great fan-created song about Pam, called Pam Pong, by Sweet Diss and the Comebacks. Most fan-created content is crap. But this song is well-written and well-performed. Do you think I'm allowed to put an mp3 here? Regardless, I can email it to you if you want to hear it. And you probably do.

The mere existence of the song doesn't prove that I'm obsessed with The Office. But the fact that I transcribed the chords, and am posting them here, does.

Verse:
A Fmaj7 A Fmaj7 G (4x)

Chorus:
C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7
C Fmaj7 C Fmaj7 G

The other part:
C Dm Am D G (4x)

And here are the episode-reference-laden lyrics. They're actually quite charming:

She will make up her hair, but she can’t make up her own mind
She will answer the phones, but she can’t answer her own heart
She’s the kind of girl you see, whose smile could light The Electric City
She’s the kind of girl you know that you could marry just to show you care

So, how are you Beesly? Who’s getting you down?
You know that you tease me when no one’s around everyday.

Catherine Zeta flirts, Bobblehead Joe has fireworks
The boss is already out, he’ll Schrute it up, I have no doubt.
She’s the kind of girl you’d adore, that you could make your famous cheese sandwich for.
And dance until the music stops; Look into her eyes, tell her how you feel.

So, how are you Beesly? Who’s getting you down?
You know that you tease me when no one’s around everyday.

She said ‘Swaying isn’t dancing’ and any idiot could tell you that
I was crushed and what I said to her was so mean and then, I walked away from
the girl I love, the girl I need, the girl I deeply care about;
the girl I want, the girl I desire, the girl I simply can’t live without