My toothpaste tastes really bad. There's nothing wrong with it, and I have to assume that it cleans my teeth well--it's just a disgusting flavor.It looks like it should be good. It comes in what appears to be a galvanized steel tube, showing the industrial-grade strength of its cleaning. The flavor is (I kid you not) "Empowermint". I thought for sure that would be a winner.
But the real problem here is not that my toothpaste tastes bad, but that I am unable to throw it away until it is completely gone. Not until every molecule of paste is out of that tube will I be able to part with it. I'd sooner squeeze it all into the sink and throw away the empty tube than throw away a tube with perfectly good toothpaste in it.
I even looked at other toothpastes when I was at the store on Monday. But I knew I wouldn't buy one.
4 comments:
i have that toothpaste. i actually kind of like it
Rogeber, I use that same toothpaste,and I have grown to love it. If you are looking to get rid of it...
...you could always go squeeze it down *Austin's* sink...
I vote that you give it to Austin. I highly recommend Colgate Total Whitening (paste, not gel) as a replacemint.
Otherwise, I am at your house every day, so you may soon discover that it has been removed surreptitiously.
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